Author Archives: Danny Hotea

Mother’s Milk

“For the longest time my daughter called milk, —”,  said the owner of an eye-seering red blazer capping a set of snug black trouser slacks. She was engrossed in a monotone dialog with another woman who’s cubicle dons a counter top, implicating herself as a nurse or some giver of sorts within the organization.
The thought [...]

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Poop-Flinging Calendar Monkey

Definition: A corporate collegue who unabashedly sends out MS Outlook calendar “meetings” for every personal activity including bowel movements and muscle twitches.

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Spamker

Definition: A generalist hacker with great sales ambitions using social media as a channel.

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List Pimp

Definition: Sales person in partnership with a Spamker

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Back

Wordavore is back. Having taken an undesirable hiatus due to data disappearance, it is now back and willing to serve those of us who have a pension toward aimless behavior on company time.
More to follow.

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